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November 5, 2006
Where Plan A Left Ahmad Chalabi
By DEXTER FILKINS
1. London, August 2006

Many miles away in a more dangerous place the dream is ending badly. The bodies pile up. Good people stream to the borders. Leaders pile money onto planes. The center is giving way.

The apartment on South Street in London is an antidote to Baghdad in nearly every respect. Where the Iraqi capital rings with chaos and violence, the sidewalks of Mayfair are quiet enough to hear your own voice above the cars. Baghdad is treeless and tan; the South Street apartment opens onto a private park filled with the lushness of an English garden. Just across the way is the Anglican church where General Eisenhower, stationed here as the commander of Allied forces during the war, came to pray. A maid greets you at the door, an elderly Lebanese woman who doubles as an Arabic teacher for the children.

The parlor is neatly appointed and filled with art, most of it European, different from the Baghdad house, where most of it is Iraqi. There is “Sketch of a Woman,” by Lucien Pissarro, the French painter who propagated Impressionism in London; it catches the light nicely. The furniture is expensive, the kind that makes you hesitate to sit down. But the place has a lived-in quality too; family members come and go, clutching bags and calling to one another down the hallways. No one seems the least bit awed by the man of the house, who is dressed in a bespoke suit and carries himself like a monarch, and who, until now, hasn’t spent more than a day at a time here since before the Iraq war began.

For Ahmad Chalabi, Iraq is an abstraction again. Once again, his native country is a faraway land ruled by somebody else, a place where other people die. It’s a place to be discussed, rued, plotted over, from a parlor on an expensive Western street. Iraq’s new leaders, the men who excluded Chalabi from the government they formed this spring, still call for advice — several times a day, Chalabi says. He is here in London, his longtime home in exile, temporarily, he says, taking his first vacation in five years. At lunch at a nearby restaurant an hour before, he ordered the sea bass wrapped in a banana leaf. He walks the streets unattended by armed guards.

But the interlude, Chalabi says, is just that, a passing thing. His doubters will come back to him; they always have. As ever, he wears a jester’s smile, wide and blank, a mask that has carried him through crises of the first world and the third. Still, a touch of bitterness can creep into Chalabi’s voice, a hint that he has concluded that his time has come and gone. Indeed, even for a man as vain and resilient as Chalabi, his present predicament stands too large to go unacknowledged. Once Iraq’s anointed leader — anointed by the Americans — Chalabi, at age 62, is without a job, spurned by the very colleagues whose ascension he engineered. His benefactors in the White House and in the Pentagon, who once gobbled up whatever half-baked intelligence Chalabi offered, now regard him as undependable and — worse — safely ignored. Chalabi’s life work, an Iraq liberated from Saddam Hussein, a modern and democratic Iraq, is spiraling toward disintegration. Indeed, for many in the West, Chalabi has become the personification of all that has gone wrong in Iraq: the lies, the arrogance, the occupation as disaster.

“The real culprit in all this is Wolfowitz,” Chalabi says, referring to his erstwhile backer, the former deputy secretary of defense, Paul Wolfowitz. “They chickened out. The Pentagon guys chickened out.”

Chalabi still considers Wolfowitz a friend, so he proceeds carefully. America’s big mistake, Chalabi maintains, was in failing to step out of the way after Hussein’s downfall and let the Iraqis take charge. The Iraqis, not the Americans, should have been allowed to take over immediately — the people who knew the country, who spoke the language and, most important, who could take responsibility for the chaos that was unfolding in the streets. An Iraqi government could have acted harshly, even brutally, to regain control of the place, and the Iraqis would have been without a foreigner to blame. They would have appreciated the firm hand. There would have been no guerrilla insurgency or, if there was, a small one that the new Iraqi government could have ferreted out and crushed on its own. An Iraqi leadership would have brought Moktada al-Sadr, the populist cleric, into the government and house-trained him. The Americans, in all likelihood, could have gone home. They certainly would have been home by now.

“We would have taken hold of the country,” Chalabi says. “We would have revitalized the civil service immediately. We would have been able to put together a military force and an intelligence service. There would have been no insurgency. We would have had electricity. The Americans screwed it up.”

Chalabi’s notion — that an Iraqi government, as opposed to an American one, could have saved the great experiment — has become one of the arguments put forth by the war’s proponents in the just-beginning debate over who lost Iraq. At best, it’s improbable: Chalabi is essentially arguing that a handful of Iraqi exiles, some of whom had not lived in the country in decades, could have put together a government and quelled the chaos that quickly engulfed the country after Hussein’s regime collapsed. They could have done this, presumably, without an army (which most wanted to dissolve) and without a police force (which was riddled with Baathists).

In fact, the Americans considered the idea and dismissed it. (But not, Wolfowitz insists, because of him. His longtime aide, Kevin Kellems, said that Wolfowitz favored turning over power “as rapidly as possible to duly elected Iraqi authorities.”) The Bush administration decided to go to the United Nations and have the American role in Iraq formally described as that of an “occupying power,” a step that no Iraqi, not even the lowliest tea seller, failed to notice. They appointed L. Paul Bremer III as viceroy. Instead of empowering Iraqis, Bremer set up an advisory panel of Iraqis — one that included Chalabi — that had no power at all. The warmth that many ordinary Iraqis felt for the Americans quickly ebbed away. It’s not clear that the Americans had any other choice. But here in his London parlor, Chalabi is now contending that excluding Iraqis was the Americans’ fatal mistake.

“It was a puppet show!” Chalabi exclaims again, shifting on the couch. “The worst of all worlds. We were in charge, and we had no power. We were blamed for everything the Americans did, but we couldn’t change any of it.”

It’s three and a half years later now. More than 2,800 Americans are dead; more than 3,000 Iraqis die each month. The anarchy seems limitless. In May 2004, American and Iraqi agents even raided Chalabi’s home in Baghdad. He has been denounced by Bremer and by Bush and accused of passing secrets to America’s enemy, Iran. At the heart of the American decision to take over and run Iraq, Chalabi now concludes, lay a basic contempt for Iraqis, himself included.

“In Wolfowitz’s mind, you couldn’t trust the Iraqis to run a democracy,” Chalabi says. “ ‘We have to teach them, give them lessons,’ in Wolfowitz’s mind. ‘We have to leave Iraq under our tutelage. The Iraqis are useless. The Iraqis are incompetent.’

“What I didn’t realize,” Chalabi says, “was that the Americans sold us out.”

Turkish coffee is served, then tea. I consider Chalabi’s predicament: the Iraqi patrician, confidant of prime ministers and presidents, the M.I.T.- and University of Chicago-trained mathematics professor, owner of a Mayfair flat, complaining of being regarded, by the masters he once manipulated, as a scruffy, shiftless native.

“I’ve been a friend of America, and I’ve been its enemy,” he says. “America betrays its friends. It sets them up and betrays them. I’d rather be America’s enemy.”

And so he is. Sort of. With Chalabi, it’s hard to be certain, and not just because his motives are so opaque, but because he is never still. He is enigmatic, brilliant, nimble, unreliable, charming, narcissistic, finally elusive. The journey to Mayfair is a long one. What happened to Chalabi?

Well, you might ask: What happened to Iraq?

2. Mushkhab, January 2005

The election is coming, and we are heading south. Twenty cars, mostly carrying men with guns. They hang out the windows, pointing their Kalashnikovs at the terrified drivers. Get out of the way or we shoot, and maybe we shoot anyway — that’s the message. But that’s Iraq. We move quickly, weaving, south in the southbound, south in the northbound. Very fast. Unbelievably fast. Drivers veer and career. We go where we want.

We’re low on fuel, and a gas station beckons. It is one of the strange and singular facts of Iraqi life that despite sitting atop an ocean of oil, Iraqis must wait hours — often days — for gasoline at the pumps. Lack of refining capacity, smuggling, stealing, insurgent attacks, Soviet subsidies: it’s complicated. On the road outside Salman Pak, the line is perhaps 300 cars long.

The Chalabi convoy cuts straight to the front of the line. No one protests. It’s the guns. The Iraqis wait for days, and our effrontery brings no protest. Not a peep. We get our gas and we speed away, guns out the windows. Very fast.

An hour later, we arrive at our destination, Mushkhab. It’s a mostly Shiite town about 100 miles south of Baghdad. It is friendly country — to Chalabi, and still, then, to Americans.

The whole town — the males, anyway — gathers round. Chalabi stands in the center, dressed in a dark gray Western suit. The Iraqis clap and read poetry; some of it they sing. It’s a tradition, a kind of serenade to the honored guest.

“Hey, listen, Bush, we are Iraqis,” the poet says, and everyone is clapping. “We never bow our heads to anyone, and we won’t do it for you. We have tough guys like Chalabi on our side — be careful.”

Everyone laughs.

We move inside the mudhif, a tall, long, fantastic structure woven of dried river reeds, a kind of pavilion of rattan. The room is laid with hand-woven carpets, and on the walls hang framed yellowed photographs of the leaders of the tribe, Al Fatla, meeting with their British overlords many years ago. A pair of loudspeakers are set up in the front. Chalabi takes a microphone.

“My Iraqi brothers, the Americans pushed out Saddam, but they did not liberate our country,” Chalabi tells the group. “We are asking you to participate in this election so that we can have an independent country. This is not just words. The Iraqi people will liberate the country.”

He goes on a little more, warming to the Iraqis assembled about him.

“On my way here, I saw a huge line of people waiting for gasoline,” Chalabi tells the group. “Some of them were there for two nights, carrying blankets with them. It makes me very sad to see my brothers wait for days to get gas at the station.”

Shameless, huh? I thought so, too. Almost a thing of beauty. It was so outrageous I almost wanted to forgive him, as a teacher might her sassy but cleverest boy. And that’s the thing about Chalabi: he’s very difficult to dislike. It may be his secret.

It was Chalabi, after all — a foreigner, an Arab — who persuaded the most powerful men and women in the United States to make the liberation of Iraq not merely a priority but an obsession. First in 1998, when Chalabi persuaded Congress to pass the Iraq Liberation Act (in turn leading to payments to his group, the Iraqi National Congress, exceeding $27 million over the next six years) and then, later, in persuading the Bush administration of the necessity of using force to destroy Saddam Hussein. And when it all went bad, when those nuclear weapons never turned up, the clever child shrugged and smiled. “We are heroes in error,” Chalabi told Britain’s Daily Telegraph. Almost with a wink.

Lunch is served: a long table heaped with rice and roasted lamb. No seats. Everyone stands, dozens of us, and we dig in with our fingers. After a time, we prepare to leave. The table and the ground around it are littered with rice and lamb bones. We re-form into a convoy and speed toward the holy city of Najaf.

By the time we arrive in Najaf, it’s dark. The fighting between American soldiers and the Mahdi Army irregulars laid waste to the city only a few months before, but on this night, Najaf seems remarkably calm. The pilgrim hotels lie in ruins, but the golden dome of the shrine of Imam Ali shimmers under a January moon.

Chalabi exits his S.U.V. and strides inside through the 20-foot-high wooden doors. A clutch of Sunni leaders, whom Chalabi has agreed to show around, trail in step. The curiosities intersect: the Sunnis are not Shiites, and this is the holiest of Shiite places, the tomb of the son-in-law of the Holy Prophet and the very heart of the Shiite faith. But they are still Muslims, and they are allowed to pass. As a non-Muslim, I wait outside in the street.

More unlikely than the presence of the Sunnis is their tour guide, Chalabi. Or it was unlikely. Not anymore. Chalabi, the Westernized, Western-educated mathematician, has entered his Islamist phase.

It’s not terribly convincing. He does not don a turban. He has no beard. He does not pray. He does not, really, even pretend. But as a practical politician — as an exile come home to a strange land getting stranger by the day — Chalabi had to do something. Relations between Chalabi and the Bush administration began to sour almost immediately after the fall of Hussein, when the Americans decided against putting Iraqis — presumably Chalabi — in charge. Bremer considered him an egomaniac. When no W.M.D. turned up, more and more Americans came to blame Chalabi for the war. Chalabi’s association with the Americans grew more disadvantageous by the day.

The break came on May 20, 2004, when the Americans, accusing Chalabi of telling the Iranian government that the Americans were eavesdropping on their secret communications, swooped in on his Baghdad compound. American troops sealed off Mansour, the neighborhood where Chalabi lived, while scores of Iraqi and American agents kicked in the compound doors. One of the Iraqis, Chalabi said, put a gun to his head.

“Look, I think they tried to kill him,” Richard Perle, the former Pentagon adviser and longtime Chalabi friend, said of the American and Iraqi agents. “I think the raid on his house was intended to result in violence. They had sent 20 or 40 Humvees over there. Chalabi was being protected by a force of about 100 guys with machine guns. It is a miracle that it didn’t result in a massive shootout.”

No shots were fired, but the break seemed final. Isolated, Chalabi turned to Islam — and, in particular, to Moktada al-Sadr, the Shiite cleric and leader of two armed uprisings against the Americans and the Iraqi government. Sadr is an erratic and unpredictable young man who sometimes ends his sermons with apocalyptic visions of the “hidden” 12th imam revealing himself. He is also the most popular man in Iraq. In the anarchy that ensued following the fall of Hussein, Iraqis, once known for their largely secular outlook, ran headlong toward Islam. Religion and anarchy moved together: the worse conditions got in the streets, the more Islamic Iraqis became.

In the three and a half years that I have known Chalabi, I never once saw him pray. Or give any indication that he harbored religious beliefs at all. Mowaffak al-Rubaie, the Iraqi national security adviser and a devout Shiite, told me once that when he and a group of five senior Iraqi politicians visited the Imam Ali shrine in 2004, all of them prayed but Chalabi. While the others knelt, Rubaie said, Chalabi stood quietly with his hands folded in front of him.

On this return visit to the Imam Ali shrine, Chalabi and his Sunni colleagues spent 10 minutes inside and exited without saying a thing. But word travels quickly down Najaf’s narrow streets, and by the time our convoy sped back to Baghdad, there were very few people in Najaf who did not know that Chalabi had come.

Once, when I asked Chalabi about his flirtation with the Islamists, he answered not in terms of religion but of politics. Moktada, he explained, was not essentially dangerous but merely misunderstood, an outsider who could be coaxed into Iraq’s new democratic order. Chalabi was happy to act as the bridge, and if he benefited politically from his efforts, he was not complaining.

“The Americans made a mistake when they excluded Moktada in the beginning,” Chalabi told me. “Our real business is to persuade everybody that Sadr is better inside than outside, and to provide some measure of comfort to the middle class that he is not going to eat them up.”

Indeed, Chalabi and Sadr are not as unlikely a pair as they may seem. Musa al-Sadr, the late Iranian-born ayatollah and Moktada’s cousin, presided over Chalabi’s wedding in Beirut in 1971. Chalabi’s wife, Leila, is the daughter of Adel Osseiran, a leader of the Lebanese independence movement. Musa al-Sadr was the founder of Amal, which became the prototypical Shiite party in the Middle East.

It seemed like a game, and not one that Chalabi liked to give away. Whenever I asked him about his coziness with Moktada, and how it squared with his own religious beliefs, I usually received a curt retort.

For a time, Chalabi — and the Americans — got the better of the deal. Moktada fielded candidates in the January 2005 election, and his militia, though still untamed, fell into line behind its leader. He endorsed something less than an absolute role for Islam in the Iraqi Constitution. By early 2006, parties loyal to Sadr held the largest bloc in the Iraqi Parliament. As for Chalabi, Moktada kept him afloat a little longer.

But in siding with the Islamists, Chalabi helped make them stronger than they were, and he threw his weight behind a number of trends that were only then becoming dominant: the Islamization of Iraqi society, the division of Iraq into sectarian cantons. Those trends later spiraled out of control, into the de facto civil war that is unfolding now. Some Iraqis who watched Chalabi then still don’t forgive him — and they think that ultimately, the Islamists got the better of him.

“Ahmad’s problem is that Ahmad is usually the smartest man in the room, and he thinks he can control what happens,” I was told by an Iraqi official who worked with Chalabi at the time and who would speak only anonymously. “But these guys don’t care if you have a Ph.D. in math; they’ll kill you. In the end, things went way past the point where Ahmad thought they would ever go. I can’t imagine he wanted that. But he helped start it.”

3. Baghdad, October 2005

Chalabi is standing on the rooftop of his ancestral home in Khadimiya, a heavily Shiite neighborhood known for its shrine. Mansour, the area where he has lived since Hussein’s fall, has slipped into anarchy. The final round of nationwide elections is a couple of months away. For the moment, Chalabi is the deputy prime minister, behind the affable but ineffectual Ibrahim Jaafari.

Across the street stand a pair of grain silos built by his father, Abdul Hadi Chalabi. Downstairs, on a wall in the sitting room, there is an old British map dating to the 1920’s, showing Baghdad, which was much smaller than it is now. North of Baghdad, in what was then farmland and what is now Khadimiya, a dot indicates a town. The dot says, “Chalabi.” At the time, Chalabi’s family owned nearly two and a half million acres throughout Iraq.

Those vast holdings are reduced to the compound where Chalabi now stands. It’s about 10 acres, including the main house, which a team of workers is renovating, a large swimming pool, a grove of date palms and, in the back, a mudhif. There is a row of garages, decrepit now, where workers once serviced the machinery and trucks that brought the wheat and dates to market.

“Imagine,” Chalabi says, turning to me. “And C.I.A. says I have no roots here.”

Chalabi spent 45 years in exile. Under the Hashemite monarchy installed by the British after World War I, the ruling class of the new Iraq was largely made up of Sunni Muslims, as it had been under the Ottoman Turks. The Chalabis were part of the small Shiite elite; most of the rest of the Shiite majority formed a vast underclass. The remnants of that Shiite elite now form a sizable slice of the political establishment of post-Saddam Iraq. In addition to Chalabi, there is Adil Abdul Mahdi, the vice president, a Chalabi friend since boyhood; Ayad Allawi, the former president, who is a Chalabi relative by marriage; and Feisal al-Istrabadi, the deputy ambassador to the United Nations in New York. In the 1950’s, Chalabi, Mahdi and Allawi were schoolmates at Baghdad College, an elite Jesuit high school. Even in their class photos, nearly a half-century old, all three men are instantly recognizable: Mahdi, the soft-spoken intellectual; Allawi, the charming bully; and Chalabi, the boy genius in a bow tie.

On July 14, 1958, King Faisal II, the British-backed monarch, was deposed and killed; a day later, the prime minister, Nuri al-Said, fled to the home of Chalabi’s sister, Thamina. She dressed Said in an abaya, the head-to-toe gown worn by women. With the army closing in, Thamina Chalabi took Said to the home of Feisal al-Istrabadi’s grandparents. Ahmad Chalabi, then 14, watched his mother and Bibiya al-Istrabadi weep as they pondered the prime minister’s fate.

“Three or four hours later, Said was dead,” Chalabi told me. “He shot himself.”

Chalabi fled Iraq a few months later, first for Lebanon, then England and then America, where he received a degree in mathematics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and a doctorate from the University of Chicago. (Dissertation title: “Jacobson Radical of Group Algebras Over Fields Characteristic p.”) He did not return to Baghdad until April 11, 2003.

Chalabi’s homecoming, after the U.S. invasion, was not the triumphant return he hoped it would be. What should have been his principal claim to legitimacy — his central role in toppling Saddam — never carried him very far; it became a liability as Iraq descended into chaos. In the new Iraq, Westernized elites carried less and less authority. Power belonged to the clerics and to the populists. And then there was the scandal at Petra Bank in Jordan, the outlines of which every Iraqi, no matter how dimly educated, seemed already to know: that Chalabi had been convicted in absentia for fraud and sentenced to 22 years in prison for embezzling almost $300 million. (Chalabi, who fled Jordan before he could be arrested, has long denied the charges, maintaining that they were cooked up by the Jordanian government under pressure from Saddam Hussein. Last year, the Jordanians signaled that they were willing to pardon Chalabi. But Chalabi insisted on a public apology, which the Jordanians refused to give.) Even the small army of Iraqi exiles that Chalabi had raised before the war never grew to be much more than a personal militia. One poll, conducted in early 2004, showed him to be the least trusted public figure in Iraq — even less trusted than Saddam Hussein.

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The suspicions that ordinary Iraqis harbored about Chalabi were never relieved by his industriousness. As oil minister and deputy prime minister, Chalabi worked night and day, often on the minutiae of Iraq’s oil pipelines and electricity lines or the precise wording, in Arabic and English, of the Iraqi Constitution. I typically went to see Chalabi at night, sometimes at 9 or 10, and usually had to wait an hour or so while he finished with his other visitors. If it was true that Chalabi had returned to Iraq with the expectation of acquiring power, it was not true that he was unwilling to work for it. Chalabi, like all Iraqi political leaders, functioned in conditions of mortal danger at nearly all times. Even when he wanted to walk into his backyard, he had to be followed by armed guards. It’s an exhausting and debilitating way to live. But while many Iraqi exiles either gave up and returned to the West, or now spend as much time outside the country as in, Chalabi stayed in Iraq almost continuously following Hussein’s fall.

For all the hard work, his zigging and zagging across the political spectrum frustrated many of the Iraqi elites — his only natural constituency — especially after his flirtation with the Islamists. “I don’t think Chalabi has any credibility left,” Adnan Pachachi, the 83-year-old former foreign minister, told me before the 2005 elections. “He is not acceptable to Iraqis. People don’t like him shifting all the time. This thing with Moktada — it’s ridiculous.”

One who remained true was his friend Mahdi, who seemed, perhaps from his boyhood days swimming in the Tigris with Chalabi, to carry a deeper understanding of his old friend. “This is the style of Ahmad,” Mahdi told me just before the elections. “He was a banker. He works a dossier. Each time it’s different — he invests here, he invests there, he invests elsewhere. He has had successes, he has had maybe his failures. I can work with him.”

Chalabi never grasped his essential unpopularity. In the first round of elections, in January 2005, Chalabi rode into office as a member of the United Iraqi Alliance, the Shiite coalition pulled together by Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani, the powerful Shiite religious leader. Nearly every Shiite in Iraq voted for the U.I.A., and a name on its slate all but guaranteed a seat in the Parliament. The leadership of the U.I.A. was sharply Islamist.

Nearly a year later, as the December 2005 elections approached, Chalabi veered again, away from the Islamists, away from Moktada. Chalabi publicly chided the Shiite coalition as being too Islamic-minded, declaring he didn’t want to be a member of a government that was planning to transform Iraq into an Islamist state. By that time, of course, Iraq was already quite Islamist anyway. “They’re Islamist, and I don’t want to be part of the sectarian project,” Chalabi told me just before the elections that December. I actually believed him, but given his association with Moktada, it didn’t seem that many other Iraqis would.

The reality, anyway, was more complicated. In the weeks before the election, the Shiite alliance offered Chalabi and his supporters 5 seats on its 275-seat slate; Chalabi demanded 10. Some Shiite leaders told me that they had deliberately offered Chalabi a low figure in the hope that he would leave their alliance for good. Mahdi, the vice president, denied that this was true.

“For four days I tried to convince him; I even threatened him,” Mahdi told me. “I said, ‘Ahmad, if you leave this room, we will be no more friends.’ I was not serious. I was only threatening.”

So Chalabi went his own way. If he had wanted only a seat for himself, he could have taken his place in the Shiite alliance; plenty of other Iraqis did. In going alone, he must have known that he was risking disaster. He went ahead anyway.

A few days before the election, I drove up to Chalabi’s compound in Khadimiya for a lunch he was holding for tribal leaders. In much the same fashion as in Mushkhab 11 months before, about 100 sheiks from Sadr City listened to a Chalabi speech before descending on heaps of lamb and rice.

One of the sheiks, a man named Sahaeh Masif al-Kindh, approached me as he walked out.

“Chalabi didn’t forget us when we were living under Saddam,” al-Kindh told me. “He was Saddam’s biggest enemy. We don’t forget that.”

4. Washington, November 2005

The second round of Iraqi elections is only a few weeks away, and the wheel is turning again. Chalabi, once in favor, then out, is back in. Ostensibly, he has been invited to Washington by Treasury Secretary John Snow to talk about the Iraqi economy. But it’s more than that. He’s going to see Vice President Cheney, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. The allegations that prompted the raid on Chalabi’s compound 18 months before, that he tipped the Iranians to American eavesdropping, are mysteriously forgotten. Indeed, everything seems to have been forgotten.

Chalabi is rising on the catastrophe that Iraq has become. The Bush administration is grasping for anyone who might help them. On paper at least, Chalabi has a shot at becoming prime minister.

Most of the meetings are private. There is a dinner at the home of Richard Perle for some of Chalabi’s old Washington friends. One of the events, a speech at the American Enterprise Institute, is public. The room is filled. At the end of a speech, Chalabi is asked by someone in the crowd if he would like to apologize for misleading the Bush administration about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Chalabi nods as if he knew the question was coming.

“This is an urban myth,” he says. The audience gasps.

Chalabi told me later that his role as an intelligence conduit on weapons of mass destruction began shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks, when he was contacted by the Department of Defense. Not vice versa. “They came to us and asked, ‘Can you help us find something on Saddam?’ ” he said. “We put out feelers.”

By that time, the autumn of 2001, Chalabi had a long record of working with the American government in its shadow war against Hussein. Throughout the 1990’s, however, Chalabi demonstrated time and again that he would pursue his own interests, even if they clashed with those of the United States. There was the time in 1995, for instance, when Chalabi, under the employ of the C.I.A. in the Kurdish-controlled city of Erbil, launched an unauthorized attack on Hussein’s army. The attack failed to spark an uprising against Hussein; the Turks sent troops into northern Iraq; the C.I.A. was furious. It was a fiasco.

“Very quickly he got out of control,” one retired C.I.A. officer who worked with Chalabi told me. “We didn’t know what he was doing over there. He was trying to provoke a war with Saddam.”

Then there was the time, in 1996, when Chalabi interfered with a C.I.A. plot to topple Saddam. I heard the story not from Chalabi but from Perle, the Bush defense adviser and Chalabi friend. As Perle tells it, Chalabi called him in a panic from London, telling him that a C.I.A.-backed plot against Hussein was fatally compromised. The fact that the C.I.A.’s Iraqi front-man for the plot, Ayad Allawi, was a rival of Chalabi’s (as well as his relative) had nothing to do with his concerns, Perle said.

As Perle tells it, he quickly telephoned the C.I.A. director at the time, John Deutch, who agreed to meet in downtown Washington. Perle said he spent an hour laying out Chalabi’s worries.

“He was obviously concerned,” Perle said of Deutch.

The plot went ahead anyway. It was a catastrophe. Hussein arrested as many as 800 people and reportedly executed dozens of high-ranking officers. As a final indignity, Hussein’s men dialed up Allawi’s headquarters in Amman, Jordan, on a C.I.A.-provided communications device they captured from the plotters and left a message: “You might as well pack up and go home.”

Some people in the C.I.A. held Chalabi responsible, believing that he had spread word of the plot in order to deny Ayad Allawi the upper hand in the exile movement.

“There was abiding suspicion in the agency that Chalabi blew it,” the former C.I.A. agent said. The fallout over the failed coup precipitated the C.I.A.’s decision to break ties with Chalabi.

Chalabi dismisses those claims, and some in the C.I.A. from the period back him up. “Chalabi was as true to me as the day was long,” says Robert Baer, a former C.I.A. field agent in northern Iraq. “If Chalabi was going to blow the operation, why would he tell the C.I.A.?”

There was the money issue, too. Throughout the 1990’s, as the C.I.A. and Congress funneled millions of dollars to Chalabi’s organization, the Iraqi National Congress, rumors swirled about corruption. One of the skeptics was W. Patrick Lang, a senior official at the Defense Intelligence Agency. In 1995, Lang told me, he was sitting in the lobby of the Four Seasons Hotel in Washington, when he overheard a group of Iraqis talking about the money they had received from the American government.

“I knew who these guys were, and I heard them speaking Arabic, and it was obviously Iraqi Arabic,” Lang said. “So I went over and sat next to them and listened. So what they were talking about was how to spend the Americans’ money, going on shopping trips, stuff like that. Oh, they were talking about going shopping for jewelry for women, toys for kids. Consumer goods. They were also talking about Las Vegas. ‘We will sneak out of here and go to Las Vegas. We have a lot of money now.’ ”

A couple of years later, Lang said, he visited the office of Senator Trent Lott, then the Senate majority leader. After introducing an Arab businessman to Lott, Lang sat in Lott’s anteroom with a number of Capitol Hill staff members who helped draft the Iraq Liberation Act, which provided millions of dollars to Chalabi’s Iraqi National Congress. They were praising Chalabi: “They were talking about him, that Chalabi fits into this plan as a very worthwhile, virtuous exemplar of modernization, somebody who could help reform first Iraq and then the Middle East. They were very pleased with themselves.” Lang, an old Middle East hand who had worked in Iraq in the 1980’s, said he was stunned. “You guys need to get out more,” Lang recalls saying at the time. “It’s a fantasy.”

Years later, Lang said, many of the same men who were sitting in Lott’s office that day became key players in the Pentagon’s plans for an invasion of Iraq.

Which brings us back to Chalabi’s “urban myth”: the notion that he provided bogus intelligence to the Bush administration and helped persuade them — or provide the pretext — to invade Iraq. In his speech at the American Enterprise Institute, Chalabi exhorted the audience to turn to Page 108 of the Robb-Silverman report, a recently completed blue-ribbon investigation, which, he said, exonerates him.

It does, in a way. The report does not say that Chalabi & Company played an important role in the events leading to the war. It says only that the Bush administration did not rely much on intelligence Chalabi handed over in making the decision to invade.

“In fact, overall, C.I.A.’s postwar investigations revealed that I.N.C.-related sources had a minimal impact on prewar assessments,” the report says.

This is also Chalabi’s version. In the run-up to war, he says, he provided only three defectors to the American intelligence community. “We did not vouch for any of their information,” Chalabi told me.

One of the people whom the I.N.C. made available to American intelligence was Adnan Ihsan al-Haideri, who claimed that he had worked on buildings that were used to store biological, nuclear and chemical weapons equipment. Chalabi told me that he made Haideri available to American intelligence at a safe house in Bangkok. He didn’t think much of Haideri or his information, he says, and was astonished to learn later that the information he provided became a pillar of the Americans’ charges against Hussein.

“We told them, ‘We don’t know who this guy is,’ ” Chalabi said. “Then the Americans spoke to him and said, ‘This guy is the mother lode.’ Can you believe that on such a basis the United States would go to war? The intelligence community regarded the I.N.C. as useless. Why would the government believe us?”

Perle, from his perch on the Pentagon’s Defense Policy Advisory Committee Board, backs Chalabi’s version. He was privy to much of the intelligence the administration was collecting on Hussein in the days before the war. He says that American intelligence officials began from the premise that Hussein had never destroyed his stocks of banned weapons and that he had kept his programs alive. American spies were only looking to confirm what they thought they already knew. In any event, Perle said, very little of their information came from Chalabi.

“I had all the security clearances,” Perle said. “I was pretty much aware of the people that the I.N.C. was bringing to the table to talk about what they knew. Everything they did came with a disclaimer. To the best of my knowledge, there was no single important fact that was uniquely conveyed to U.S. intelligence by anyone who had been assisted by the I.N.C.”

Indeed, Chalabi says, much of the most important evidence that led America to war did not come from the I.N.C.: not the report on the uranium from Niger, and not Curveball, the Iraqi defector who made bogus claims about mobile biological weapons labs.

“It’s not our fault,” Chalabi says.

But the story doesn’t end there.

A second report, released by the Senate Intelligence Committee in September 2006, reached far more damning conclusions. The report states flatly that Chalabi’s group introduced defectors to American intelligence who directly influenced two key judgments in the 2002 National Intelligence Estimate, which preceded the Senate vote on the Iraq war: that Hussein possessed mobile biological-weapons laboratories and that he was trying to reconstitute his nuclear program. The report said that the I.N.C. provided a large volume of flawed intelligence to the United States about Iraq, saying the group “attempted to influence United States policy on Iraq by providing false information through defectors directed at convincing the United States that Iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction and had links to terrorists.” (Five Republican senators disagreed with the report’s conclusions about the I.N.C.)

Chalabi’s denials are unconvincing for another reason. His role in the preparations for war was not just as a source for American intelligence agencies. He was America’s chief public advocate for war, spreading information gathered by his own intelligence network to newspapers, magazines, television programs and Congress. (A New York Times reporter, Judith Miller, was one of Chalabi’s primary conduits; in an e-mail message sent in 2003 that has been widely quoted since, she wrote that Chalabi “has provided most of the front-page exclusives on W.M.D. to our paper” and that the Army unit she was then traveling with was “using Chalabi’s intell and document network for its own W.M.D. work.”) Indeed, the press proved even more gullible than the intelligence experts in the American government. In a June 2002 letter to the Senate Appropriations Committee, the I.N.C. listed 108 news articles based on information provided by the group. The list included articles concerning some of the wildest claims about Hussein, including that he had collaborated in the Sept. 11 attacks.

David Kay, the former chief weapons inspector in Iraq, offers one of the most compelling explanations for how pivotal Chalabi’s role was in taking America to war. Kay said that while the C.I.A. had long regarded Chalabi with suspicion, disregarding much of what he gave them, Chalabi had succeeded in persuading his more powerful friends in other parts of the government — Vice President **** Cheney, for instance, and Wolfowitz. The pressure brought by those men, Kay told me, ultimately persuaded George Tenet, director of the C.I.A., that the White House was committed to war and that there was no point in resisting it.

“In my judgment, the reason George Tenet and the top of the agency came over to the argument that Iraq had W.M.D. was that they really knew that the vice president and Wolfowitz had come to that conclusion anyway,” Kay said. “They had been getting information from Chalabi for years.”

Of Wolfowitz, whom he has known for years, Kay said: “He was a true believer. He thought he had the evidence. That came from the defectors. They came from Chalabi.”

Kay said he continued to feel Chalabi’s influence with Wolfowitz even after the invasion, when Kay was leading the team searching for W.M.D. from mid- to late 2003. “Paul, when faced with evidence that we had developed on the ground, would say, Well, Chalabi says this, the I.N.C. says this, why are you not seeing it?” Kellems, the Wolfowitz assistant, disputed Kay’s story, saying that Tenet’s views were shared by officials across the government. “The position taken on weapons was the consensus view of the United States, including of the Clinton administration and other Western intelligence agencies — as well as that of Mr. Kay himself prior to visiting Iraq,” Kellems said.

Lawrence Wilkerson, chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin Powell in Bush’s first term, adds a final turn to the labyrinth. In the frantic days leading up to Powell’s speech at the United Nations in February 2003, when he laid out the case for war, Wilkerson said he spent many nights sleeping on a couch in George Tenet’s office. During those preparations, Wilkerson told me, Powell insisted that every point he would make at the U.N. had to be supported by at least three independent sources.

“We had three or four sources for every item that was substantive in his presentation,” Wilkerson told me in an interview in Washington. “Powell insisted on that. But what I am hearing now, though, is that a lot of these sources sort of tinged and merged back into a single source, and that inevitably that single source seems to be either recommended by, set up by, orchestrated by, introduced by, or whatever, by somebody in the I.N.C.”

Wilkerson said that the revelations, some of which he says he has heard from his own friends inside American and European intelligence agencies, have forced him to rethink how America went to war. “I have maintained pretty much the same thing that the president said, ‘Well, we all got fooled, it was lousy intelligence, and no one in the national leadership spun the intelligence,’ ” Wilkerson said. “I am having to revisit that. And that is disturbing to me.”

Wilkerson raises a crucial point. Assuming that Chalabi was a source for at least some of the bogus intelligence, we might ask ourselves: so what? Was the American national security apparatus so incompetent that it could be hoodwinked by a handful of shopworn engineers and an Iraqi mathematician to take the country into war? Or is the lesson more disturbing — that Chalabi simply gave the Bush administration what it wanted to hear?

“I think Chalabi and the I.N.C. were very shrewd,” Wilkerson said. “I think Chalabi understood what people wanted, and he fed it to them. From everything I’ve heard, no one says he is dumb.”

5. Tehran, November 2005

Amid the debate about Chalabi’s role in taking America to war, one little-noticed phrase in a Senate Intelligence Committee report on W.M.D. offered an important insight into Chalabi’s identity. One of the principal errors made by the Bush administration in relying on Chalabi’s Iraqi National Congress, the report said, was to disregard conclusions by the C.I.A. and the Defense Intelligence Agency that “the I.N.C. was penetrated by hostile intelligence services,” notably those of Iran.

The Iran connection has long been among the most beguiling aspects of Chalabi’s career. Baer, the former C.I.A. operative, recalled sitting in a hotel lobby in Salah al-Din, in Kurdish-controlled Iraq, in 1995 while Chalabi met with the turbaned representatives of Iranian intelligence on the other side of the room. (Baer, as an American, was barred from meeting the Iranians.) Baer says he came to regard Chalabi as an Iranian asset, and still does.

“He is basically beholden to the Iranians to stay viable,” Baer told me. “All his C.I.A. connections — he wouldn’t get away with that sort of thing with the Iranians unless he had proved his worth to them.”

Pat Lang, the D.I.A. agent, holds a similar view: that in Chalabi, the Iranians probably saw someone who could help them achieve their long-sought goal of removing Saddam Hussein. After a time, in Lang’s view, the Iranians may have figured the Americans would leave and that Chalabi would most likely be in charge. Lang insists he is only speculating, but he says it has been clear to the American intelligence community for years that Chalabi has maintained “deep contacts” with Iranian officials.

“Here is what I think happened,” Lang said. “Chalabi went and told the guys at the Ministry of Intelligence and Security in Tehran: ‘The Americans are giving me money. I’m their guy. I’m their candidate.’ And I’m sure their eyes lit up. The Iranians would reason that they could use this guy to manipulate the United States to get what they wanted. They would figure that the U.S. would invade. They would figure that we would come and we would go, and if we left Chalabi in charge, who was a good friend of theirs, they would be in good shape.”

Lang’s thesis is impossible to prove, and Chalabi denies it. And even if it were true, Chalabi’s role would be difficult to discern: so many different Iranian agencies are thought to be pursuing so many different agendas in Iraq that a single Iranian national interest is difficult to identify. Still, if Lang’s and Baer’s argument is true, it would be the stuff of spy novels: Chalabi, the American-adopted champion of Iraqi democracy, a kind of double agent for one of America’s principal adversaries.

In late 2005, I accompanied Chalabi on a trip to Iran, in part to solve the riddle. We drove eastward out of Baghdad, in a convoy as menacing as the one we had ridden in south to Mushkhab earlier in the year. After three hours of weaving and careering, the plains of eastern Iraq halted, and the terrain turned sharply upward into a thick ridge of arid mountains. We had come to Mehran, on one of history’s great fault lines, the historic border between the Ottoman and Persian Empires. As we crossed into Iran, the wreckage and ruin of modern Iraq gave way to swept streets and a tidy border post with shiny bathrooms. Another world.

An Iranian cleric approached and shook Chalabi’s hand. Then he said something curious: “We are disappointed to hear that you won’t be staying in the Shiite alliance,” he said. “We were really hoping you’d stay.” The border between Iraq and Iran had, for the moment, disappeared.

More curious, though, was the authority that Chalabi seemed to carry in Iran, which, after all, has been accused of assisting Iraqi insurgents and otherwise stirring up chaos there. For starters, Chalabi asked me if I wanted to come along on his Iranian trip only the night before he left — and then procured a visa for me in a single day: a Friday, during the Eid holiday, when the Iranian Embassy was closed. Under ordinary circumstances, an American reporter might wait weeks.

Then there was the executive jet. When we arrived at the border, Chalabi ducked into a bathroom and changed out of his camouflage T-shirt and slacks and into a well-tailored blue suit. Then we drove to Ilam, where an 11-seat Fokker jet was idling on the runway of the local airport. We jumped in and took off for Tehran, flying over a dramatic landscape of canyons and ravines. We landed in Iran’s smoggy capital, and within a couple of hours, Chalabi was meeting with the highest officials of the Iranian government. One of them was Ali Larijani, the national security adviser.

I interviewed Larijani the next morning. “Our relationship with Mr. Chalabi does not have anything to do with his relationship with the neocons,” he said. His red-rimmed eyes, when I met him at 7 a.m., betrayed a sleepless night. “He is a very constructive and influential figure. He is a very wise man and a very useful person for the future of Iraq.”

Then came the meeting with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president. I was with a handful of Iranian reporters who were led into a finely appointed room just outside the president’s office. First came Chalabi, dressed in a tailored suit, beaming. Then Ahmadinejad, wearing a face of childlike bewilderment. He was dressed in imitation leather shoes and bulky white athletic socks, and a suit that looked as if it had come from a Soviet department store. Only a few days before, Ahmadinejad publicly called for the destruction of Israel. He and Chalabi, who is several inches taller, stood together for photos, then retired to a private room.

At the time of Chalabi’s visit, Iran and the United States were engaged in a complicated diplomatic dance; the American ambassador in Baghdad, Zalmay Khalilzad, had been authorized to open negotiations with the Iranians over their involvement in Iraq. Still, Chalabi insists he carried no note from the Iranians when he flew to Washington the next week. Officially, at least, Iran and the United States never got together.

As ever, Chalabi had multiple agendas. One was to learn whether the Iranians would support his candidacy for the prime ministership (the same reason he traveled to the United States). It makes you wonder, in light of the Baer and Lang thesis: was Chalabi telling the Iranians, or asking them for permission? Or making a deal, based on his presumed leverage in the United States? The possibilities seemed endless.

Chalabi played it cool.

“The fact that Iraq’s neighbor is also a country that is majority Shia is no reason for us to accept any interference in our affairs or to compromise the integrity of Iraq,” he said after his meeting with Ahmadinejad.

Richard Perle, Chalabi’s friend, discounted the idea that Chalabi might be a double agent. “Of course Chalabi has a relationship with the Iranians — you have to have a relationship with the Iranians in order to operate there,” Perle said. “The question is what kind of relationship. Is he fooling the Iranians or are the Iranians using him? I think Chalabi has been very shrewd in getting the things he has needed over the years out of the Iranians without giving anything in return.”

For all of the skullduggery surrounding the trip to Iran, though, the greatest revelation came later in the day. When the meeting with Ahmadinejad ended, he asked Chalabi if there was anything he could to do to make his stay more comfortable. Chalabi said yes, in fact, there was: would he mind if he, Chalabi, took a tour of the Museum of Contemporary Art?

So there we were, in the middle of the Axis of Evil, strolling past one of the finest collections of Western Modern art outside Europe and the United States: Matisse, Kandinsky, Rothko, Gauguin, Pollock, Klee, Van Gogh, five Warhols, seven Picassos and a sprawling garden of sculpture outside. The collection was assembled by Queen Farah, the shah’s wife, with the monarchy’s vast oil wealth. And now, with the mullahs in charge, the museum is largely forgotten. The day we were there, the gallery was all but empty. We had the museum’s enthusiastic English-speaking tour guide all to ourselves.

“Thank you, thank you, for coming!” Noreen Motamed exclaimed, clapping her hands.

We walked the empty halls. Chalabi moved through the place deliberately, nodding his head, pausing at the Degas and the Pissarro.

“Wow,” Chalabi said before Jesus Rafael Soto’s painting “Canada.” “Look at that.”

A retinue of Iranian officials walked with us, unmoved by the splendor. Ahmadinejad had stayed behind.

For all of the furies that emanate from the halls of the Iranian government, it has taken fine care of Queen Farah’s collection. Indeed, about the only way you would know you were not in a museum in New York or London was the absence of the middle panel from Francis Bacon’s triptych “Two Figures Lying on a Bed With Attendant,” which depicts two ***** men.

“It is in the basement, covered,” Motamed said with disappointed eyes.

Finally, we came across a pair of paintings by Marc Chagall, the 20th-century Modernist and painter of Jewish life. The display contained no mention of this fact.

Chalabi gazed at the Chagalls for a time. Then, with a rueful smile, turned, to no one in particular, and said loudly: “Imagine that. They have two paintings by Marc Chagall in the middle of a museum in Tehran.” The Iranian officials seemed not to hear.

6. Baghdad, December 2005

A winter rain is falling. Chalabi is standing inside a tent in Sadr City, the vast Shiite slum of eastern Baghdad. He’s talking about his plans for restoring electricity, boosting oil production and beating the insurgency. People seem to be listening, but without enthusiasm. The violence here, worsening by the day, is washing away the hopes of ordinary Iraqis. Less and less seems possible anymore. People are retreating inward, you can see it in the glaze in their eyes.

As Chalabi speaks, I pull aside one of the Iraqis who had been listening. What do you think of him? I ask.

“Chalabi good good,” the Iraqi man says in halting English.

Whom are you going to vote for?

“The Shiite alliance, of course,” the Iraqi answers. “It is the duty of all Shiite people.”

When the election came, Chalabi was wiped out. His Iraqi National Congress received slightly more than 30,000 votes, only one-quarter of 1 percent of the 12 million votes cast — not enough to put even one of them, not even Chalabi, in the new Iraqi Parliament. There was grumbling in the Chalabi camp. One of his associates said of the Shiite alliance: “We know they cheated. You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn’t even get that many.” He shrugged.

But the truth seemed clear enough: Chalabi was finished. Chalabi, who could plausibly claim that he, more than any other Iraqi, had made the election possible, had been shunned by the very people he had worked so hard to set free. No amount of deal making or of public relations foot-work, or of endorsements from friends, was able to save him. Chalabi may have helped bring democracy to Iraq, but it was democracy that finished him. He was, in the end, a parlor politician, someone from the world of his father or grandfather, or maybe of Victorian England: a brilliant negotiator and schemer who might settle a country’s problems over a cup of tea. But in Iraq, by late 2005, real power was no longer held by the parlor men, or by politicians at all. It was held by people like Moktada al-Sadr, populist leaders with a militia and a mass following in the street.

The election results were a harbinger of the civil war. Iraqis voted almost entirely along sectarian and ethnic lines: Kurds for the big Kurdish parties, Sunnis for the Sunni parties and Shiites for the big Islamist Shiite alliance. Iraqis who tried to run on a secular platform — Chalabi, for instance, and his relative, Allawi, in another party — found themselves abandoned. Just two months later, in February of this year, following the destruction of the Askariya shrine, a holy Shiite temple in Samarra, the civil war began in earnest: Shiite gunmen, who had for years been restrained by the Shiite leadership in the face of the Sunni onslaught, were finally free to retaliate.

Chalabi, shut out of the government, claimed that his sin was one of miscalculation. There was some truth to this: in all likelihood, Chalabi did not lose because he had been convicted of stealing millions of dollars from a Jordanian bank. Or because of the rumors swirling around Baghdad that he had looted the treasury. Or even because he was an exile close to the Americans. No: plenty of Westernized Iraqi exiles were elected to Parliament — among them Mowaffak al-Rubaie and Adil Abdul Mahdi — who, like Chalabi, didn’t have local followings and were trailed by similar questions. Practically speaking, Chalabi lost because he had broken from the big cleric-backed Shiite alliance that swept the election. “I had not realized how polarized Iraq had become,” Chalabi told me after the election.

He might have gotten a seat in the cabinet, but that didn’t work out, either. That stung: the new Iraqi government is staffed with Chalabi’s old colleagues, many of them members of the exile alliance he once led. Jalal Talabani is president. Adil Abdul Mahdi, his boyhood friend, is vice president. Barham Salih, comrade of many years, is deputy prime minister. His old confidant Zalmay Khalilzad, who played a central role in forming the new government, is the American ambassador. In the end, they couldn’t — or wouldn’t — bring him aboard. “Chalabi really made a mess of things,” said one Iraqi political leader who now occupies a key post in the government. He declined to elaborate.

As anticlimactic as was Chalabi’s fall, its real meaning lay in a paradox: democratic politics no longer mattered. For three years, the American-backed enterprise in Iraq rested on the assumption that the exercise of democratic politics would drain away the anger that was driving the violence. Instead of bullets, there would be ballots.

But at the culmination of that long process — two constitutions, two elections and a referendum — the violence was worse than ever. It turns out that democratic politics does not stop violence; indeed, the elections, by polarizing Iraq’s sectarian and ethnic communities, may have helped push the country into civil war.

Effectively, by the fall of 2006, the overwhelming majority of Iraq had no government at all. It was a failed state. Yes, there were Iraqis — Chalabi’s friends — who went to their jobs every day, toiling dutifully and not so dutifully inside the Green Zone, which every day seemed more and more divorced from the reality outside. In the Red Zone, as the real Iraq is called, Iraq was a nightmarish, apocalyptic place, where gunmen kidnapped children and sometimes killed them, where bodies turned up at the morgue peppered by holes from electric drills and corpses lay uncollected in the streets, along with the trash, for days on end.

Ahmad Chalabi devoted his whole adult life to toppling a dictator and achieving power in the place of his birth. He felled the dictator, helping along a reckless gamble that wagered the future of a nation. The gamble failed, a nation imploded and Chalabi never ascended to the throne he so coveted. But in an odd turn of fortune, the throne no longer had anything to offer.

7. London, August 2006

The conversation is wrapping up. The talk turns to the government of Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki, the machinations of those around him, what the future might hold. Chalabi, in an expansive mood, gets up, goes into a closet and brings out a note that Bob Baer, the C.I.A. agent, scribbled to him in that hotel lobby when the two men plotted a coup many years before. The talk, improbably, turns to memoirs; at the moment, Baer’s, “See No Evil,” was a best seller. I ask Chalabi, who is back on the couch, if it isn’t time that he write his own.

He doesn’t hesitate to answer.

“Too early!” Chalabi says. “Too early!”

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I’m 14 and I think im creative. the twilight saga is amazing in my opinion. so I decide to try, but unsuccessfully finish a supernatural romance story. Instead of vampires i was thing about using zombies, but they aren’t gross, they are quite good looking thankyouverymuch. i just can’t finish it, so if you could tell me if i should continue or give up because it’s a lost cause, it would be greatly appreciated.
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This is it:
The day was unusually sunny and beautiful. As if the whole world was happy that my little world was coming to an end. I sat by the little stream, which was about a half a mile from my house, to think out my situation. I mean sure, I cannot say that I was completely blind sighted by this whole ordeal. I could still hear Grandma Edans’ unusually boastful voice playing over in my head: “Really, Aleene, women would get married at ages younger then sixteen when I was growing up. I was married to your grandfather, bless his soul, at age 13.”
I hadn’t argued back because the cause was hopeless, and it wasn’t only grandmother I had to convince, it was-if I had to get an estimate- every member of my family. We lived in the ‘past’. Generations after generation of the woman in my family have been married off to the men in the city of Berkenshire. That was how my mother came to marry my father. She was 17-the oldest and last of grandmothers’ daughters to get married- and father had been 34. It was a year after the marriage that I was conceived.
After the birth mother had taken ill, fathers’ angry disposition only got worse. I remembered that everyday after my work had been done, I would sit by mother in her bed. We would chat for a while about the people in town and the pleasant parts of her childhood and-when we were sure no one could hear- teach me lessons from schoolbooks. Father never really liked these lessons and he made it very, very clear that he didn’t want them going on. Mother never listened. She said that she was going to teach me even if it was the last thing she did. And it was. Whenever father had caught mother teaching these lessons he’d kick me out of the room and lock the door so that he could “talk” to mother privately.
The funeral was the day after one of these talks. “It was what she had deserved.” Both grandmother and father agreed to this. My mother deserved much more. They thought of her as a disease waiting to be cured and finally gotten rid of.
And now here I was in here following in her foot steps-she would be so ashamed of me. I was being shipped away like a piece of furnisher. Grandmother thought that I was being foolish. “You should be ecstatic”, she yelled, “In time like these you’re lucky to even find a man willing to marry.”
That was all fine and dandy, but being forced to move halfway across the world-it seemed- was just a little unorthodox. I couldn’t comprehend how they could be so impatient. Surely, if we were to wait a few more years there would be another man and then there wouldn’t be a reason for me to leave. I had grown up in this town-the memories here weren’t always pleasant- but it was the only place I knew, felt secure in. Outside of Berkenshire was unknown.
“Aleene! Where are you, girl?” the voice interrupted my train of thought.
I stood up warily; as to revile my hiding spot- I wouldn’t be using it anymore anyway. “Yes, over here!”
“Hurry up and start packing, the cab will be coming for you tomorrow early. They’ll be no time to pack anything in the morning.”
It was so like my grandmother to be able to scream that loud. Sighing, I turned to stomp back to the house.
The word ‘house’ hardly described the vicinity in which my father, grandmother and I resided in. The out side walls had been nailed together so quickly they were only half in the wall, you could even see the ends of some sticking through the wall. The word walls were hardly a good word to call them, also. There were gaps between each plank and you could, basically, see the inside of the house from the outside. The inside was no better, but the details are as insignificant for there really wasn’t much there. There were four “rooms” and as I opened the door, I walked into the first one.
My father sat in a wooden stool in the corner the furthest away eating a piece of bread. “Serve the food.” He said without really acknowledging me.
I hurried quickly to the other side of the room that my Grandmother was on. She was mixing a large pot of some bean, I think. I was a much better cook then her, but she couldn’t work on anything other then the cooking.
I took a plate and dumped a big clump of the beanie looking substance onto it.
“Here you go, sir.” I said, carefully trying to hide the disgust in my voice.
He nodded and turned his attention full onto the food.
Grandmother was next to sit down. She hobbled noisily over to the second stool, as soon as she got as comfortable as possible she called to me to bring her food.
As soon as they were done eating, I washed their dishes and ate a piece of bread. As soon as all the dishes were done, I went back outside.
My life is completely pitiful, I thought, how can anyone in their sane mind be upset about leaving this place? My whole life had been full of beatings, loses, and disappointments. Leaving it all behind should be a relief and exciting. I’d hardly ever been off the little land my father owned and now I was traveling to a new and exciting place.
New and exciting was what I had hoped for at least. Father and Grandmother still hadn’t told me where I would be going, ‘unimportant’ they had both called it. “How can something like this be unimportant?” I had asked.
“Don’t you worry your little uneducated mind about it,” father had sneered.
“You shouldn’t be so noisy! Don’t you want to be surprised when you get there?” grandmother had harshly teased.
Well, it won’t be long now until I figure out, exactly, where they are shipping me off, too. At that thought I look up at the sky, it was getting dark. Only a few more hours to live like this, hopefully the next life I was being carted away to would be more promising.
I let my mind drift to when I should start my packing. A normal person would have started packing much more in advance, but normal people have many possessions. Myself, I had only a few particles of clothing and one or two books- that father knew nothing of, of course. I could just stuff them into a bag in a matter of seconds- finding something to carry my few possessions in would most likely take longer then packing them.
I looked up at the sky again and sighed, might as well get it over with.
My room was the size of a small closet. There was a makeshift bed on the floor and a little candle in a tine sardine box. The floor was made of dirt and it was moist since it had been raining.
I took my blanket and laid it flat out on top-of what could be considered under the category of-a mattress. I decided that was the only, thing I would ever be able to find suitable for carrying things-I didn’t plan on sleeping much tonight anyway. On top of the blanket I placed the few shirts and skirts I owned, hidden beneath that I placed my two books. Finally, I tied the ends of the blanket together and ‘done’.
Sighing again for the millionth time to day, I laid down on my so-called mattress.
Staring up at the ceiling, I could see the sun and the bright ocean sky had been replace by the moon and a background of dark velvet.
“Not much longer now”, I mumbled.
Grandmother had said the cab, that was going to take me to my new life, would be here before noon. So, that gave me only a few hours to myself.
I hadn’t wanted to fall asleep-what a waste of a last day it would be- but I fell asleep anyway.
I walking down a bright sunny road, the sky even brighter then it had been today. The plants were swaying in the cool summer breeze and of in the distance I could hear the sound of a creek running against stones. The sun felt marvelous, the perfect temperature, heating my skin so I, even with the cool breeze, couldn’t even think about shivering. It looked like a giant glowing pearl lost in a sea of light blue. I was all alone on the sunny road, but I felt better that way- somebody else with me would’ve ruined the moment. I sighed and took a deep gulp of the fresh air. Suddenly something flashed. It looked like someone was reflecting a mirror off the sun. I curiously stumbled forward- what could be reflective here. It flashed again except this time it was in a different direction, infact; it looked like it was moving- running, maybe. I started to pick up my pace until I was flat out sprinting after the flashing object.
How could something move so quickly? I kept urging my legs to move fast but I could hardly keep the object within the seeing distance. Suddenly, my bright warming sun was replaced by a barren land with a heavy clouded overcast. I froze- my lungs were burning from the lack of air from all of the running I had done- above my head was a coal black cloud. It was massive in size and seemed to stretch further then the eye could see. Lighting and thunder struck and mumbled from inside the cloud, but the storm hadn’t started yet. The wind was more fierce then the cool gentle breeze before, I put my head down, but a figure a few yard away from my caught my eye.
It was a man older then thirty, but not old looking in anyway. He was disturbingly beautiful- I, almost, wanted to bow or at least look away. However, he was much too beautiful, his feature dangerous, as if warning me to try to get away. I was completely enthralled. He kept taking steps- one slowly at a time- towards me. He was ten feet away when I could clearly see his features.
He was pale-like he had been looked in a dark room for months. His hair was black and below his ears. He had a piercing that went through the center of his nose. He was muscular and the black cloak he wore showed that perfectly. I got to his eyes and gave a horrified gasp. They were pitch black, darker then a nightmare. My heart beat furiously, as if telling me to run, in my chest.
The man gave a wide smile revealing a pair of razor sharp blades of teeth. “Welcome home, my wife.” He purred.
He lunged at the speed of light. I gave a horrified scream, but it was pointless his razor teeth were dripping with blood as he went for another bite…..
I woke up screaming; my heart pounding so heard it felt like a bomb was about to explode inside of me. It was a horrible feeling, indescribable. I held my chest and it took me a few more seconds to realize I was still screaming.
“I swear I could kill that wretched girl. She’s lucky its here last day here or I might’ve made it her last day on this world.” Father was grumbling from the outside of his door.
I quickly got up and walked-out of one of the large holes in my wall- outside. Fathers’ angry heavy footsteps had just started stomping to my room. He was mumbling something hurtful and I was in enough pain from my dream- I wasn’t really in the “mood” for a much more physical beating.
The sky was blossoming again, brighter-if possible- then yesterday. The sun felt nice against my skin, but felt like nothing compared to how it had in my dream.
I was leaving in a mere few hours and I felt almost ready. There was still something I had to do.
The path to my mothers’ grave was covered in weeds from lack of use. I, myself, only came up once a month at the least- I should’ve made the trip more often, but it hurt for some reason. If my mother could only see me now, she’d be so disappointed. She spent her last days trying to make me become something important and I end up going down the same path she tried so hard to prevent.
She claimed, in one of our lessons, that as long as I didn’t end up as she had, that she would be proud of me. Surely, this can be a different path. This new husband of mine will not take advantage of me.
The little apple tree my mother was buried on came into view. The tree itself would hardly be considered a bush, my mothers’ grave was crumbling, and covered in weeds, the grass was growing untamed and wild.
I always used to make an effort to try to clean up- in the earlier years of my mothers’ death- but there was no use. Every time I cleaned up her grave the next time I came back it was n even worse shape.
I sat down, resting my back against her grave.
“Well, mother…I’m sure you’ve heard… I am getting married. Now, I know it’s not exactly the career choice you wanted for me, but I’m learning to deal with it. Maybe it won’t be quite so bad. I’m sure that father and grandmother didn’t do me any mercy with the man they chose, but you have to roll with the punches the father and grandmother throw.” I laughed at my pitiful little joke.
The tears just started to pour out after that. I hardly ever cry and I wasn’t really sure what had provoked me, too. Maybe it was the fact that I was going completely insane and talking to a bunch of fallen rocks or the fact that what lay ahead of me was dangerous and unknown. Whatever the reason the tears just wouldn’t stop falling.
It felt like I was sitting there for hours, my eyes were sore from all the crying. I sullenly got up and with one last regretful apologetic look and started to walk back to what-soon wouldn’t– be my home.
My feet my scraping sounds as I slid them depressingly along the dirt path. I kicked a small stone lost in thought, so I tripped a few times. Whenever I was lost in thought, I was unusually clumsy.
I looked up, after what seemed like ages, to find my barely sanding house, Parked next to it was a yellow taxicab. The cab was small and all the windows were open.
My heart skipped beats. I can’t believe this is it- I’m starting all over from this point on. I am now no longer going to be Aleene Abel- or whatever my new last name will be. I wonder if father and grandmother will come to my wedding- if I’m having one at all. I laughed aloud at the thought. Grandmother and father doing something for me and besides, I wouldn’t want them to be at my wedding anyway. However, they are the only people I would know to invite.
I was suddenly feeling excited, I guess the thought of an unknown future excited me. After all, it was the only excitement of the sixteen and a half years that I’d ever felt. As I approached the “door” of the front of my home, I felt myself truly and genially happy for the first time in a while. I didn’t even know why.
“Aleene, is that you?” I heard my grandmothers’ high piercing voice ask from the other side of the door.
“Yes, grandmother”, I said as I opened the door and stepped inside.
My father was slouching on a chair against the wall, his eyes fixed in a mesmerized gaze at the man sitting tall and elegant in the stool in the middle of the room.
The man was older then fifty, but he was still good-looking. Not like the handsome kind of good-looking, but like the grandfatherly type. He looked like the kind of person who you could tell secrets and jokes to, the type person who would give you candy and tell you old exciting stories. Though he was old, he hardly showed traces of age. The only wrinkles on his head were those on his forehead from his raised eyebrows, as he waited patently. He had a full head of hair that was a dark brownish-gray. His eyes looked black, but when the glint of the sun caught his eye, I saw a bit of green-were the most terrifying enthralling part of him.
After a few minutes of my observing him, the man finally spoke, “So, my dear, it’s a pure pleasure to be in your presence. I’m called Powell. My master has a strong delight in beautiful women, I highly doubt he will be displeased.”
At that note my father snorted, a cruel hateful laughing sort of thing.
“Aleene? Beautiful? She’s a monster. She wreaks havoc wherever she stands. A disaster waiting to happen.”
The man, named Powell, just turned and gave my father a patient waiting stare.
“Well…whatever. She’s your…problem now.” Father managed to blurt out before he became mesmerized again.
“Aleene? That’s a beautiful name. It rolls of the tongue lovely. How old are you my dear?”
“I’ll be 17 in a month.” I replied it emotionlessly. Any of the excitement I had felt had vanished once I looked into this mans eyes. They looked like the eyes of the monster from my nightmare.
Powell seemed to sense my fear because he turned to my grandmother and asked if it was alright if we departed.
“Yes I suppose it’s best you leave now.” Then grandmother turned to me, “I’ll miss you, now I’m going to be stuck doing all of the work. Your lazy *** of a father sure as hell won’t”
“Shut you mouth, Hag!” My father retorted waking from his trance.
I walked down the steps, my little bag of clothes in one had, for the last time. Powell met me at the stairs, took my little clothes bag, and put it in the trunk. Then he ran swiftly to the door and held it open for me.
The leather seat felt cool against my legs and the wind blew playfully through the open windows. The countryside speeded by like pictures. The smell of wildflowers growing, wafted through the windows lulling my into a claming state. I soon fell into a deep sleep.
“Aleene, dear? Wake up we are almost to your new home.”
I groggily opened my eyes-in a matter of seconds I was wide-awake. We were riding through the strangest town I’d ever seen. The buildings were made of different shapes and there seemed to be a path along every street that shielded you from the sun.
“There’s your new home.” Powell said boredly. It was as if he’d said it a hundred times before.
In the center of the madness of this city, there was the largest house I’d ever seen. It looked like it could’ve been pretty at one time, but now just looked like it was inhibited with the living dead.
“Um…Powell? I’m not sure if I should be doing this, would taking me back home be a option?”
“Sorry, my dear, but we have arrived at your new home. It’s a few hours to late to turn back.”
I sighed, this whole thing is much more complicated then I thought. The cab slowly halted.
“Well, Aleene, I suggest you take a deep breath to steady yourself. You’re looking a little shaken.”
“This is really my new home?” I was in shocked, the place was massive.
“Yes.” He sounded annoyed, “What reason would I have for lying?”
I decided that it was a rhetorical question and a stepped out of the car onto the gravel driveway.
The house was a bright reddish brick, but most of it was covered in thick thorny vines. There were many plants, or what was left of them. Everything near the house was dead, the trees had no leaves and bushed looked like they would turn to dust if you touched them. Parts of the brick not covered by the vines were crumbling and it was eerie and unusually quite, even though the town was only a few minutes away
I thought it was amazing.
“Now, Aleene dear, I know the place it looking a little depressing, but I’m sure with you help we can have it looking tip-top in no time.” Powell said reassuringly.
“Why would I want to change anything? It’s so interesting looking. How old is this house?”
“It was built in Victorian times. One of the best time to live in, in my opinion.” He said with a distant look in his near black eyes.
“I can see why you would say that, this place is beautiful.”
“As were many things back then,” he eyed me, ”Well, I suppose now if as good a time as ever to introduce you to your new family.”
They appeared as if they had been called for, four dark figures appeared. It took me by surprise for I hadn’t seen or heard them coming.
“I apologize did we frighten you?” The older looking man said. I couldn’t answer, their eyes…
“Aleene Abel, Master. Isn’t she a work of art? She has lovely looking kin doesn’t she, Master?” Powell spoke with such respect you’d think he was talking to royalty.
“Her skin does look very soft, Powell.” The man said, if you could call him that.
I, also, didn’t like how they were talking about me as if I was a enatiment object, but I was still held in shock by those eyes.
The man looked at me curiously for a few seconds before he slapped his hand to his head and cried out in surprise, “Oh my, where’s my manners?! I was rude enough to not introduce ourselves. My name is Duff Isis, I’m the lucky husband.”
He smiled reveling his teeth, which were blindingly white and unusually sharp, were blanketed with ruby red lips that seemed to pop off of the extremely pale face. His features were sharp and flawless and he looked like the type of man who would send twenty year old women out of their minds. His eyes were a extremely dark browm- they seemed to have the same cloudy blackness that Powell’s had. His brown hair hung in a loose pony tail reveiling a tattoo in the shape of a cross with a snake on it.
“He seemed to see me staring at it, “I got into some trouble when I was younger. I was a silly kid luckily, I’ve grown up.” He smiled wide again.
“This is my daughter Dominique. She’s nineteen.”
Great I have a step daughter older then me.
Dominique had the same horrifying look as Duff, but her beauty was blinding. Her velvet brown hair hung in perfect curls below her shoulders and reflected off her pale skin beautifully. Her body was full of perfect curves and made me a little self-consciousness of my twig like self. Her eyes were also a dark blue but they seemed lighter then Duffs.
“This is my son, Chasen, he just turned twenty.”
Chasen looked like one of the highschool jocks you’d see in movies, only a hundred times more musculed and way better looking. He had eyebrows that shadowed his eyes, which were dark enough. He had a army looking cut which made him look even more ferocious.
“And this is my nephew Evan Swift, he was my sister’s, bless her souls, son.
Evan looked my age maybe a little older and he was probable the most beautiyfullest person I’ve ever seen in my life. His skin was pale, but not as pale as his snow white family members.He had a very slender body-almst as slim as mine- but he still seemed to be very strong. He had shggy black hair which was laying over his eyes. Though that wouldn’t stop you from noticing them, they were light and looked like water from a stream…
“Your eyes..”, I mumbled unintelligently. “They aren’t black.”
Even looked at me shocked, “Excuse me?”
I almost fainted when I heard it, his voice made my heart pound with love and admiration. It also didn’t help that he stared at me intensely with those heavenly eyes.
“Well, maybe we should move this conversation on till later. You look tired Aleene dear, maybe you would like to rest?” Duff asked, though it was more like a command.
“I’ll show her to her room, Master.”
Even Swift was still staring at me when we reached the door- it was a wonder he didn’t trip over anything. I kept my head down so I could avoid his gaze.
When we climbed up the five flights of stairs to my room- I seemed to be the only one breathing heavely. Duff once said they could move my room down a floor or two later on.
When we finally did get to my room everyone vanished except Powell.
“I hope you like your room, Aleene.”
“It’s very… purple.”
And it was. Every square inch of the room seemed to be covered in a velvety purple drapery. Even the lights seemed to send of a purple glow.
“Yes, my Master enjoys color coordnation.”
“I can deffenetly see that.”
It went on awkwardly like this for a few more minutes before Powell made up a imagionary problem just so he could leave.
“What is going on?” I thought out loud.
“Nothing of importance- oh, sorry.” Evan said when he saw he startled me.
“It’s not your fault, you guys are just really quite.”
“Yeah, I guess. Sorry though, I should have knocked. Dinner will be served soon.”
“Oh, ok thank you.”
“You pack very lightly for a person who just moved.” He said eyeing my little blanket filled with clothes.
“It was hardly a home, and I like to repress and rid myself of bad memories.”
“I see”, Evan said thoughtfully.
“So if you don’t mind me asking, what happened to Mrs. Isis?”
“She fell off a cliff.” He said boredly.
“Oh my gosh! Was she pushed?”
“I don’t know I wasn’t there. Duff brought her body back.”
“Oh.” The last sentence didn’t really comphort me.
We sat in silence for a while, I kept wondering when he would make up a excuse about being somewhere.
“I hope you don’t mind eating alone. Duff, Dominique and Chasen won’t be joining you. I could if you wanted..” He added peeking at me under his eyelashes, his beautiful eyes glowing.
“Um… if you really wanted to, I don’t want to be a bother. Why aren’t they eating?”
“We ate already.”
“Well, if you ate too I won’t have you sit with me.”
“It’s ok. I’ve nothing better to do anyway.” He smiled wider then Duff had, those his Evan’s wasn’t as intimating.
“So”, I said we had been chatting openly while I ate my food, “What’s up with your eyes? Is it some new rich fad, or something?”
“I’ve no clue what you’re talking about.”
“Of course you do, how could you not? You and your family have- what?” When I said the word family his face twisted in disgust.
“Nothing. You’re just mking a big deal over something foolish.” He replied coldly.
I felt my face get hot, maybe I was getting worked up over nothing… It was probable just a coincidence that I had such a strange dream, or maybe I’m just imagioning the color of their eyes…
“Are you okay?” Evan asked curiously.
“Yeah, just thinking.”
“So does your family miss you?” He said this the way Powell had said before, as if he’d said it a hundreds of times before.
I don’t know what took over me at that moment, but I just poured my guts out on the table. “My father and grandmother **** me,” I started, watching his face carefully, “they consider me to be the biggest waste of space. They probably also think that me moving out was the greatest thing I’ve ever done in my life.”
He stared at me dumbfounded- probably wondering what had possessed me to tell him all this, I wish I knew.
“What about your mother? Surely there’s someone who would miss you.”
“My mother di- she was killed. She used to love teaching me things, father didn’t approve. One day he decided that enough was enough.” I felt my eyes watering, “she expected so much more of me, if she saw me now she’d be so disappointed.” I added mostly to myself.
Evan looked at me with such concentration that he seemed to resemble a statue. I took the moment to fully look at him. He was beautiful. Every square inch seemed to be carved to perfection. No, nobody would be able to carve that.
Finally he spoke, “I’m so sorry. Loosing someone is extremely hard. I… It’s… Sometimes,” It seemed to me that he was trying to choose his words carefully.
“It’s okay, I don’t need sympathy. It happened a long time ago.”
“What I’m trying to say is if you ever need to talk, I’ll be here.”
“Thank you. Ummm…so I have a somewhat strange question. Since Duff is my….well, you know. What does that make you?”
Evan smiled politely, “Duff isn’t particuarlly interested in marrying you in the proper sense. He just doesn’t want to arouse suspision. It’s sad what the neighbors seem to find interesting.”
“So he took me from my home, just to have me play a role?” I was shocked, this wasn’t how I had imagined things.
Evan looked down at the floor and seemed suddenly sad
“For the moment, yes, that is all he wants from you. And”, he said trying to smile, “This place has to be a step up from your origional home?”
“Yes. But maybe I could visit sometime. My mothers’ grave is their.”
“Yes, maybe someday.” The same pained look came into his eyes.
“What is it? Is there something wrong?”
“Nothing at all”, He recovered perfectly, maybe I was imagining things again.
“You look tired. I’ll walk you to your door.”
I didn’t relize how tired I was. Evan had to hold my arm up-his hand was ice cold. I shivered.
“Sorry”, he mumbled using his sleeve to cover his hand.
As soon as I was in my room

I had this really weird dream last night, can anyone interpret it?

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Allison asked:

I never remember my dreams even though I have them every night. They usually have something to do with flowers, a river, the beach, the rain forest, etc. ALWAYS peaceful dreams. But last night I had a nightmare. And I remember it so vividly, I keep thinking it was real. Does anyone know what it means?: (This is going to be longgg.)

Okay so, I was in the army. I was not a fighter, I carried a pistol but that was it. I also carried some bombs. Like I would throw them at somebody and they would go off. I think they’re called grenades? Anyway, whenever we had a battle my mission was to take their flag. I don’t know why, but in my dream it was the most valuable thing to them and it was worth risking your life over. And the whole army was like a close family. Everyone knew each other and we all loved each other. There were only like 700 of us, we were a small army. And we all lived in this apartment complex. It belonged to the army. It was where we all slept and ate and etc. So one time while my army was in a battle with another small evil army I completed my mission and stole their flag and they retreated when they couldn’t find it. The flags were kept in the General’s apartment, in a hidden closet. I kew the General, he was very kind but I had also seen him slaughter many enemies mercilessly. He would risk his life to save any of us.

Anyways I was in my apartment one night watching TV wrapped up in a blanket and all of a sudden my door opened. I was alone and I wasn’t surprised really, because we visited each other all the time. But a man walked in and I froze because I didn’t recognize him. He said “Hmm, you should keep your door locked. There’s a lot of crazy people out there you know.”
And I said “Yeah, sorry… I’ll lock it…”
And then he closed the door behind him and pulled out a pocket knife, you kno with all the diffrent blades and stuff. I asked him what he was doing and continued without saying anything, pulling out a sharp blade from the knife. Then he said “Well I just may have to slit your throat.” Then I started trembling.. I knew he was from a battle we had won just a few weeks ago. He was their leader. Why? I asked him. “Because you stole our flag.”
Then I knew I was dead… I tried to be brave, to embrace death rather than fear it, because that was what the General taught us to do, to die with honor. But then I realized I wasn’t dieing with honor, I was being murdered. And what if he killed any of my other soldier friends? I started thinking like a soldier and was looking for a way out.. there was a door to the outside in front of me(where he had walked through) and a door behind me. I wondered if I could throw my blanket off and jump over the couch and open the door before he could catch me. But then I knew who I was dealing with.. an evil General. He surely had some of his men guarding both doors. But then maybe not because he was trying to be sneaky and kill me without anyone noticing. I planned on running to the General’s aparment because I knew he stayed up late at his desk filling out paperwork. And he ALWAYS had his gun near his hand. (I didn’t have any weapons in my apartment, and like I said, I was not a fighter) But I knew I wouldn’t be quick enough to outrun this man… so I just said “I didn’t steal your flag, but I know where they are kept. If I got it back for you, would you spare my life?”
He thought for a minute and then agreed. He handcuffed me and then I told him to lead me to apartment number 427. Building 4. He asked if anyone lived there and I said no, it was just a storage unit. He un-cuffed me and told me to hurry or he would kill me. I ran inside and the General grabbed his gun and pointed at me thinking I was someone else. I held my finger to my lips signaling for him to be quiet. I then wrote down on a piece of paper “Evil General outside, trying to kill me, waiting for me to get flag and go back out, shoot him!”
And the General went outside and killed him, and then I woke up.

Sorry it was so long -_-

Besides plastic, what window covers will keep out the cold?

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mmaxinya asked:

I’m thinking of buying wool army blankets for every window.
Is that the warmest and cheapest thing?

Plastic may plug up drafts, but it has never kept the house warm.

Two zombie dreams in the past week and a half, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

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Pastor of Muppets asked:

*SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR IT BEING SO LONG, I WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WAS DETAILED*

*sigh* 2 I’m ok with recurring dreams. It’s just that mine are usually scary and have bleak/depressing endings. I had one recurring dream for a while about a serial killer I was trying to escape. But now, the central focus is zombies. I had one last night and another one about a week and a half ago.

I’ll explain my first and second one.
First: 9-21-09 (I keep a dream diary for the weird ones)
(dreamt early Monday morning:)

I dreamt that the world was post-apocalypse zombie world. The only survivors hid themselves. My best friend and I were presumably the only survivors of our families. We were walking down her street in the afternoon, (which was in ruins) and somehow we found this girl named Cassie (a friend of a friend in real life, I never really talk to her) and the guy I have a crush on. (Although he didn’t really look like himself.) We were all sitting downstairs in my bff’s living room, talking. Cassie said “well we could all make it” and was being optimistic. Bff said “look at this place. yeah, we’re all gonna die at some point, soon.” My crush kinda looked at me and said “that sucks, I really don’t want to die a virgin…” (I think he was hinting to me) and Cassie looked at him, surprised, grabbed his hand and dragged him into another room. Nicole and I looked at each other and shrugged. (but I secretly felt very very angry.) So I went up to the door and put my ear against it…..and well yeah. You know what they were doing. (lol it makes me jealous to even think about.) I had heard enough so I went back over to sit by bff on the couch. The others came out after 5 minutes and were both disheveled and sweaty….I felt utterly repulsed by both of them. So when my crush came over to sit by me, (my best friend had gotten up to get some orange juice,) I inched away. He moved closer to me, flirtily and said “hey” and I said “hi…” and moved away. This happened 4 times until I was on the arm rest of the couch and just got up to walk around. Cassie just looked pleased with herself. My crush looked like he had no idea why I was pushing him away.

Bff asked if I wanted to go upstairs and ditch them and I said promptly yes. It’s early morning now, maybe 4 a.m. So we go up to her room and chilled for a while in her room. (there was a jelly lime green door lock that was supposed to keep the zombies away.) The sky outside was pure grey. We had (stupidly) left the door open and then we heard the doorbell ring. Pizza delivery!! Except it was a ploy and it was really a zombie in disguise?!?!!?! And suddenly the house is being attacked by a mass of zombies. Cassie and my crush are presumably dead, and my bff and I are trying to lock ourselves in her room. And we succeed, unnoticed, until a kid from a past theater production I was in (D.) comes along, seeking refuge with us. I convinced my bff to let him stay but apparently he accidently lured a mini/baby zombie, it was on his shoulder and bit him. So we had to kill him. I put a blanket over and started smashing his face with a book while he was on the bed, dead? But i told my bff it wasn’t working and she said “yeah, you have to gouge out their eyeballs, slit their wrists and cut open their stomach.” I then proceed to *** very heavily and she said “ok fine, I’ll do it…” but before we get a chance, a full-size army type looking zombie comes up to our semi-open door and pushes his way in. We know we’re doomed. It approaches us but then we hear a noise behind him and it falls, vanquished. ANOTHER girl (C.) from the same play and some other teenagers from her theater school killed it. I go and hug C and a dude in their group asks if we want to join their group or survivors, we agree. Some others in the group carry D. along with us. So we walk, and on the other side of the upstairs landing, there’s a room, opposite a food court????? (Smoothie shop?) so we go to THIS heavily baracaded area (with more useless jelly locks,) and sit on a bed and settle in. It’s sort of a small space but it’s big enough for everyone oddly. I see some parents from the music school I attend and more actors from the play, I say hi to a few. I still feel down about my crush and was looking at me feet until I hear someone standing over me say “want some candy?”. I look up and it’s D!! I jump up and hug him and tell him I thought the was dead. But he was alive! He offered me candy again and I accepted. I got a gummy orange flavored thing, it was really good. So anyway, we’re just chilling here when some of the moms decide that they want smoothies and they venture outside to the food court, an area that was being patrolled heavily by zombies (why would zombies patrol?.) So they go out, leave the door open and stand in line. (why the hell was there a line????) A zombie dressed up as a cashier was at the cash register.) The zombie patrollers saw the moms and started tearing them apart, limb from limb. And sinc

Books and Authors: How does this sound?

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Haley asked:

I remember in my childhood my best friend, Michelle , used to take the plastic soda bottles that were on the banks of the Ohio River at my grandmothers house and put messages in them. She put twigs in them when we were four. I wonder if anyone ever got our letters and twigs. Maybe they wrote us back. I like to think they did. Tonight I’m going to send my own letter. I guess I’m just a foolish sixteen year old girl. Silly little Gabrielle Sterling. Maybe, who ever finds it will be my Dark Prince.

Dear who ever finds this,

My name is Gabrielle Rose Sterling. But, my best and only friend calls me Bri. I live in Kenova, West Virginia. You probably have no idea where that is, do you? I don’t either it is like another planet to me. I’m into the paranormal. A little more then I should be. The kids at Spring Valley always look at me strange, but I’m used to it by now. My hair is a copper color cut in short spikes and my eyes a rich sapphire. My sister is probably my parents favorite. All American girl you can call her. Long flowing gold hair and sky blue eyes. Homecoming queen and cheerleader. While I’m just sitting in the stands. Sorry, for boring you with my mellow drama. Tell me about your life, please.

Yours Truly, Gabrielle Rose Sterling

I slid the letter into an old Mountain Dew bottle that I ripped the label off of. I silently slipped on my ebony Russian Army coat. My Converse made a soft thud against the oak floor. My feet etched their way to the back door. I quietly shut the door behind me put my spine stiffened in alert when it made a loud locking noise behind me. My feet hit the rough wood of the back porch. The steps creaked beneath me as I made my way to the gate that lead down to the Ohio River front. The metal of the steps clanked against the weight of my shoes as I made my way to the river. I could hear the snakes his in the distance. It sent a shiver up my spine. Little me afraid of snakes while they reside In myth & lore. I just always had an unexplainable fear and hatred of the scaly bastards. The cool October air blew against my face. I tightened the coat around my frame so it could not brush against the rest of my skin. I jumped over the end of grass. My shoes kisses the sand underneath them. I finally came to where sand meet water. They water soaked through the thin material of my Converse. My finger clutched the neck of the bottle. My arm slung back, then forward releasing the bottle to the wind. I dropped to the awaiting mouth of the river. Lost to its blackness. The mortal or immortal to claim it waits on the other side. Will they write back? I’d like to think they would. I watched it float down the Ohio till it was out view. I turned and climbed up the wall of earth that blocked my way to the grass. I ran to the light of the house. Once, through the door I let out the breath that I held in for the last two minutes. I kicked of the neon green high tops. And, made my way to the guest room beside the kitchen. My blonde twin lay sleeping on the bed. Her curls splayed out in every direction. I shrugged off the coat silently, but the metal buttons made a loud clank as they hit the oak floor. The girl in the bed stirred to face me. Her sky eyes shot open and met with the gems of mine. A silent conversation was passed between us. But, neither of us paid attention to the topic at hand. She lifted up the blanket allowing me to slide in. My hands tugged at the tangled mess of gold. The copper of mine clashed against it. My mind slowly became a blur of color and whispers.

“Your weak, Gabriel.” taunted a females voice.

“I will kill you! I will send you back from where you have risen from! Mark my words, Lillith. You will be slain by my sword.” I raged.

“Gabriel.” a voice whispered.

The sun shown through the window. It burned my eyes life a fire to bare skin. It was that dream again. That is how it always ends. Who is Lillith? Who is Gabriel? It can’t be me. Who is that voice? Why are they calling for me? A tug at my spikes made me wake from my thoughts. I turned to see my blonde twin and grandmother staring at me. Concern was etched into their sky eyes. A could hear the coughing of my step-grandfather in the other room. I rose from my place on the bed, and walked towards the kitchen. I grabbed the milk from the fridge, and went to work on making a cup of coffee. This was my tradition since I was four the only difference was that Lillian was here instead of Michelle. My movements were more like a dance then a walk as I gathered all my ingredients. A hand was placed on my shoulder to stop me mid-parquet.

Do you love when your grandparents tell you old true stories?

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Hulktress <3's Nathan G!! asked:

I do, i wished my granddaddy was still here, he told the best stories. I cant remember alot but he told me one time, when he was stationed in Europe because of WWII, this very old poor woman, came up to him and asked for a army blanket so she could make a coat out of it. And he gave it to her :) My grandaddy was sooo nice and inspirational even though his life was so hard and sad.

Q. About Welfare (”Relief”) During the Great Depression (1930’s) in the USA (not a homework question)?

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rpg asked:

A relative of mine who is in her 80s now told me that during the Great Depression her dad used to take her down to the local fire station to get food, and that they were able to get food and used clothing and blankets, etc., at the fire station because they were poor. She remembers getting used World War One army blankets there too, which their family needed to keep warm. She said they were living in the attic of some other relatives’ house because her father was out of work.

I am curious about this: was this some kind of community service thing that local fire fighters did, like some of the food and clothing drives that firefighters do today? Or was this some kind of state or federal program? She said they didn’t need to fill out paperwork, they just went there and got things they needed sometimes. She said they were “on Relief” which I think was welfare in those days. Of course she was a child, and may not have been aware of what her parents needed to do to qualify for this. That is why I’m curious.

Any info about welfare (”relief”) programs during the Great Depression is appreciated.