Be politically correct?
Be politically correct
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Men (Or Army Men)
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He does not have a beer gut…
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.(regular guys)
He has a personal war reserve stock.(army guys)
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He is not quiet…
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is a SAMS grad.
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He is not stupid…
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He is a field grade.
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He does not get lost all the time…
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He gets temporarily misoriented.
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He is not balding…
He is in Follicle Regression.
He has a REALLY squared away high and tight.
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He is not a cradle robber…
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He is breaking the new fraternization policies.
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He does not get falling-down drunk…
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He practices his IMTs in the club.
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He is not short…
He is Anatomically Compact.
He suffers from a Napoleon Complex.
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He does not have a rich daddy…
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He has the Army as a hobby.
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He does not constantly talk about cars…
He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He must be a Transporter.
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He does not have a hot body…
He is Physically Combustible.
He is a PT stud.
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He is not unsophisticated…
He is Socially Challenged.
He is a Ranger.
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He does not eat like a pig…
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He eats like a Ranger student at Pizza Hut.
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He is not a bad dancer…
He is Overly Caucasian.
He is from the Muddy Boots Army.
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He does not hog the blankets…
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is a Blue Falcon.
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He is not a male chauvinist pig…
He has Swine Empathy.
He must be combat arms.
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He is not afraid of commitment…
He is Monogamously Challenged.
He loves TDY.
HAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh.
i’m not backwards
i just type this way
it takes a bit of practice
but u 2 can perfect this method of typing
if u r persistent
ha ha ha funny
Lol! That’s awesome! I’ll be sure to use those when I feel the need to be politically correct!
Thanks!
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